Thursday, December 29, 2011

Smoked Ham

            Yesterday was the day I got myself into something physically demanding. To welcome the coming new year with cleaner settling area, I decided to do some sweeping at the eastern part of my cave.



         50 percent dried mowed weeds, 35 percent mango leaves, 5 percent jackfruit leaves, 5 percent coconut leaves, 4.5 percent unknown leaves, 0.5 percent dead skin cells that came from me.....an estimate.











Already mowed by my younger brother...it's time to do my part.










This unknown plant is blocking my view.









So let's pretend a jobless nerd knows how to use this...(borrowed it from my father's weapons vault) I wish beam sabers were already invented.









Success! [checking my fingers....still complete].






BURN!!! [sadistic laugh]






           
            At the end of my ordeal...despite of it all, I was pleased with what I accomplished.[naks!] The eastern part of my cave is cleaner than before. Last thing I did was taking a bath. My armpit smelled like vinegar dip and my clothes smelled like smoked ham. Happy New Year everyone!!!

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